i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

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If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

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Drake’s probably still in that chair

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sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like

my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen

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